Saturday, January 21, 2012

What LSD Does: A New Understanding

First off, I haven't done LSD in well over a decade, so don't get the impression that I'm some acid head, babbling nonsense.  However, I would consider myself an expert on the experience given the quantities I ingested in the late 80's and early 90's.  So, what is this experience that so deftly defies clear description?  I've figured out why/how everything looks different, how we see sounds, and seemingly hear voices from another world...

It's really quite simple, LSD causes a sensory shift. When 'tripping' the world has a different look to it.  Everything is the same, but somehow is different, like a different mood or lighting.  What has changed is actually the primary colors.  In normal life, the primary colors are red, blue, and yellow.  From those, all the others are made.  When hallucinating, the primary colors shift and become purple, green, and orange.  As such, the world looks very different though nothing has really changed.  This shift does not limit itself to light perception.

The shift effects our hearing as well.  the shift also sends part of the our audio sensation to our visual perception.  This results in the phenomena described as 'seeing sounds'.  This couldn't be more accurate; that is exactly what's happening.  A portion of the signal being sent from your ears to your brain is redirected to your visual cortex and interpreted as visual input which in turn provides us with that special experience.

Our ears are sensitive to the highest frequencies we can perceive, i.e. if our senses present us with a set range of perceivable frequencies, our hearing lies at one of the leading edges of that range.  Therefore, when the perceptual shift of LSD occurs, our hearing begins receiving input from a 'reality' that we previously could not perceive.  I postulate that it is from this new 'reality' that the voices sometimes heard emanate and that they are in fact real communication from some other being, be they subconscious utterances from humans or some other life form all together.

As for the patterns one sees in all things when hallucinating, that is our mind at work.  One of our primary functions is pattern recognition.  The 'new' input we are interpreting as a result of the shift is fundamentally different from that which we are accustomed.  As such, there is what one might call noise or parts of the signal which our minds don't know what to do with.  This in turn gives our minds some extra freedom of interpretation which manifests in our brains filling in the 'gaps' so that these patterns appear - i.e. so that things look logical/make sense.

That's the story so far.  Now if I could only find some LSD...

Friday, January 06, 2012

Here's some Blah Blah for your Blah Blah. That's right... I said it!

So it's finally here! 2012!!!
Yes, the end game. Good bye nonsense. Released from hell we shall be. Judgement Day.
Well, whatever the year brings, I just pray it's SOMETHING. I mean really. We elected our first black President four years back. Remember that? That good looking, youthful, well spoken, thoughtful, and downright impressive person ...person? I mean NIGGER. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's the best President we've had since my birth. ...Please, don't embarrass yourself trying to contradict that... It's a shame we elected him into the greatest economic and foreign relations disasters of my lifetime as well. And then people are like, "Obama hasn't done shit! I may even be worse off since he took the Presidency. I ain't re-electing that dumb ass."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
The fact that things are even comparable to four years ago is a miracle! Had we elected anyone else (save Paul or Edwards - That's right! I said it!) and we'd probably be having clan wars with sticks and stones by now. Grunting and snorting at each other and wearing animal hides (and probably having crazy domination oriented sex that makes all that rape-ish porn look tame -- yeah, choking her out. Whatever... try slamming her over the head with a club and THEN hittin it like a gorilla. ...In front of your parents, kids, and 10 other clan members. ...All of whom don't even really notice!) Sorry, got a little swept up there...

But yeah, does anyone remember the piece of shit, disaster of a country that Bush enabled? That there's ANY hope right now is AMAZING. If Obama isn't re-elected I will weep. Literally. Tears will come forth from my eyes. ...and hopefully I will have amassed enough cash to move to Costa Rica and retire. Of course I'd stick around for Ron Paul as well, but we all know... when California drops into the ocean his candidacy will go straight down the toilet. HAHA!!! 2012!!!

AAAAAnyway, back to Obama, my initial point was that the first black president issue barely made the headlines, or so it seemed to me? I mean, yes it was a big deal and had some hoopla surrounding it, but it was nowhere near the event I expected it to be. Especially since it came so quick! 2008?!?!?! WOW!!! I was thinking more around 2032! It hasn't even been 50 years since "I have a dream..." and the head honcho is BLACK?!?! and not some John Smith Black, we're talkin some BARACK OBAMA Black! Shit, I'm surprised he wore shoes to the inauguration! See, you've got to understand now, we're not talkin CEO of some corporation, or president of a bank, or even a manager at McDonald's. We are talking about THE PRESIDENT, THE LEADER, THE BOSS of the MOST POWERFUL and DOMINANT COUNTRY on the PLANET. Think about it, in less than a nigger's life expectancy - "I'm sittin' in the back of the bus, can't use "white people stuff", and I occasionally get lynched." TO "I'm arguably the MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD." I dunno, seems pretty quick to me? Don't get me wrong - HURRAY! - but damn... maybe the people of the US weren't quite as bassackwards as we thought? Maybe it's just that the STUPID ones were f'in LOUD and ... well ... stupid?
Gotta go... I think I felt a tremor!...
GOTTA GET A BOAT AND SOME SCUBA GEAR SO I CAN GET IN ON THE LOOTING OF BEVERLY HILLS (and Encino!) when it's under the Pacific Ocean!